The Bacon Doneness Scale

The Bacon Doneness Scale: A Definitive Ranking of Breakfast Loyalty Every family has The Bacon Argument. Someone likes it practically raw, someone else wants it fossilized, and everyone else is stuck awkwardly in the middle wondering how a strip of pork became a personality trait. Let’s break down the scale. 1 — Soft & Chewy … Read more

Does This Funny-Looking Object Look Familiar To You?

If you were a kid or teenager between the 1950s and 1970s, then you might recognize this object. Although it looks strikingly similar to a bottle opener or some sort of woodworking tool, it actually had quite a different use during these years. Before modern versions of roller skates existed, there were roller skates that … Read more

Our Neighbor’s 17-Year-Old Babysat Our Kids for One Night – We Came Home to Signs of a Wild Party and Our Daughter Asleep in the Middle

Part 1:  We got home a little after four in the morning and found our lawn covered in cups, bottles, pizza boxes, and paper plates. It looked like forty teenagers had thrown a party at our house. But every neighbor on the street insisted they had heard absolutely nothing. And the strangest part? Our babysitter … Read more

The Sauce Ultimatum

The Sauce Ultimatum: A Lifetime Sentence, Seven Suspects The wall has spoken: one sauce, forever, no exceptions. No swapping it out for a wedding, a bad day, or that one time you really need something else on your fries. Let’s meet the lineup and judge their life-sentence potential. 🍅 Heinz Tomato Ketchup The default. The … Read more

The Cereal Milk Ratio: A Test of Character

The Cereal Milk Ratio: A Test of Character Forget birth order, forget zodiac signs — how someone takes their cereal is the real personality test. Six bowls, six completely different people, and at least one certified villain among them. 1 — Very Little Milk Barely a splash. This person wants crunch and only crunch, and … Read more

Why You Should Stop Ordering Lemon Water At Restaurants

When you go out to eat at a restaurant, you’re usually asked by a server if you’d prefer flat water, sparkling water, or lemon water. And while lemon water offers a ton of natural health benefits, you might want to stick to drinking it at home. According to a number of studies, lemon water served at … Read more